Dream Unit

Get to know, ‘the dream clientele’.

A person dressed in an all-black gothic-inspired outfit poses against a plain white background.

Get to know, ‘the dream clientele’. Brought to you by a very biased news source.

We had a little-sit down with some of our customers (self-proclaimed as the coolest ones in the universe—and who are we to argue?). Naturally, they deserved some extra attention. So, we asked them a few questions, listened closely and made some surprising discoveries: most of them have ghosted their dentist, and (almost) all their lucky numbers are uneven. Coincidence? We think not.

 

A young person with short, shaggy brown hair and star-shaped earrings stands in an indoor space, gazing off to the side. They wear an oversized white T-shirt with a bold pink spray-painted design that reads ‘KINDNESS WILL SAVE THE WORLD,’ featuring playful cartoon figures and hearts. Underneath, they have on black fishnet sleeves and a sheer layered skirt over black pants. The setting includes a mirror reflecting their silhouette, a white door, and a staircase, giving an underground, alternative fashion vib

 

Emira, Amsterdam, Lion

- Lucky number?

5

- Who would play you in a movie?

A very lesbian coded, Julia Fox.

- Where were you hiding in past dimensions?

No idea, in the Middle Ages I think I was just a simple peasant.

 

 

 

 

Tijmen Hombrink but people now me as Starstablebaddie2005, I’m

Two young individuals pose in a dimly lit indoor space with a mirror in the background reflecting their silhouettes. The person on the left, with short curly hair, wears a dark hoodie under a navy-blue jacket, layered over a gray knit sweater. They make an expressive hand gesture and wear multiple statement rings. The person on the right, with slicked-back hair and flushed cheeks, wears a black leather jacket, a black scarf wrapped around their head, and gray plaid pants. They hold a dark glass bottle in on

 an Aquarius duhhh

NOA, an Aquarius baby from Rotterdam 

(L,r)

- Lucky number?

Tijmen - 4, shoutout Reanny

Noa- 19

- Internet? Blessing or a curse?

Tijmen - It’s a realm I feel very comfortable in, the fakeness has its beauty

Noa - A cursed blessing 

- Who would play you in a movie?

Tijmen - My twin brother and I would play him. Hashtag postmodern.

Noa - Mia goth, I want her to scream throughout the whole movie 

- What is your relationship with your dentist like?

Tijmen - We have seen each other…

- Lady gaga or nirvana?

Tijmen - Lady gaga when she was 5

Noa - Nirvana when I’m feeling emo, lady gaga when I’m feeling bimbo 

- Where to find the glitch?

Tijmen - Go to the left, then to the right, make a little spin. Look at the first thing you see. Give it a little kiss. And then you won’t be able to not see it.

Noa - Laughing without smiling

 

 

A man with a mustache and long hair tucked behind his ears stands indoors, looking directly at the camera. He wears a black quilted puffer jacket with his hands tucked into the pockets, gray sweatpants with large white paint-splattered pockets, and bright red slippers. A black crossbody bag strap runs diagonally across his chest. His standout accessory is a vibrant orange baseball cap adorned with colorful 3D decorations, stars, and the word ‘TENCH’ in bold letters.

Robin or bobbin! From Breda, I'm a aries

- Lucky nr?

15, I was born on the 15th

- What is your relationship with your dentist like?

She scolded me for drinking too much soda and haven't seen her since :( it's been like 2 years

- How do you want to be remembered?

As a mysterious person that never overshares lol (it ain't happening)

- If you were a hair tool or product, what would you be?

Vivelle DOP, the super gel they use on the mohawk in that one commercial to break open a vault on their skateboard.

 

 

A person dressed in an all-black gothic-inspired outfit stands indoors, looking downward. They wear an elaborate black headdress with large, curved horns covered in textured lace and fur, along with black-framed glasses. Their outfit includes a black button-up shirt, a long black scarf, and studded accessories. They wear black gloves with a skeletal handprint design and hold a studded strap over their shoulder.A young person with short brown hair and glasses poses indoors wearing an eclectic layered outfit. They wear a gray, semi-transparent fitted top with bold black script, layered over a plaid puff-sleeve blouse. The outfit includes a flared plaid skirt with a pleated white underlayer, cinched at the waist with a studded belt featuring a fur tail accessory. They also wear a metallic patchwork baseball cap, a silver pendant necklace, and black-rimmed glasses.

Ganoen, Thai but grew up in the Netherlands, gemini

Ania, Russian American, Aquarius 

(L,r)

- Lucky number?

Ganoen- 5

Ania- 7

- Internet? Blessing or a curse?

Ganoen - Both, it makes me insane but cannot live without it.

Ania - in what sense? Because one hand you can find so much inspiration, but on the other hand I am always comparing myself to others.

- What is your relationship with your dentist like?

Ganoen- He keeps reaching out to me, but I’m ghosting him. I just keep rescheduling.

Ania- non existicing

- If you were a hair tool or product, what would you be?

Ania- Ganoen would be temporally colour spray, star clips, or colourful hair extensions. And I am braid in hair.

 

 

Gaius, Amsterdam, Leo

- Lucky number?

22

- Internet blessing or a curse?

Curse, we should go back to magazines 

- Who would play you in a movie?

The son of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

 

- What is your relationship with your dentist like?

Conflicting as always because of the grails

 

 

 

A young man with a well-groomed beard and serious expression poses in an indoor setting with a mirror reflecting his silhouette. He wears a dark brown puffer jacket over an olive-green sweatshirt, distressed light blue jeans with the word ‘RODEO’ printed in black, and white Nike sneakers. Accessories include a green baseball cap with the text ‘MAKE AMERICA NATIVE AGAIN,’ gold chain necklaces, and silver rings. His hands are casually placed in his pockets. The background features a white door, a staircase, a

Pepe favela, Amsterdam, Leo

- Lucky number?

8, infinity

-Internet? Blessing or a curse?

Because we want to stay connected we are losing connection. If I am the successful director I want to be and didn’t need it need anymore. I would quit it immediately.

- Who would play you in a movie?

Depends on the phase I’m in. At the moment it would be Megan fox. No joke. Oh, totally forgot Romeijn already played me in the movie I directed, ‘big boys biker bende’.

- How do you want to be remembered?

Hopefully later as a father figure that got to know and discovered himself, so I can be a good person. I always want to be the best version of myself. The same as I do with the characters I am creating for my films, they also always become the best version of their character. Where were you hiding in past dimensions?The black hole, in a part where time is no time. I imagine it as experiencing time standing still and because of that everything happens at the same time. So there is no beginning and no end.

 

A young woman with long wavy brown hair and round glasses smiles warmly at the camera while standing indoors. She wears an oversized green bomber jacket with fur-trimmed shoulders, a black turtleneck, black gloves, and a long black skirt. She carries a cream-colored canvas tote bag with a graffiti-style flower design in black and red, and wears black lace-up combat boots. A black purse with a visible bottle inside hangs from her shoulder. The background features a mirror reflecting her silhouette, a white d

Anastasia, Hoofddorp, Weegschaal

- Lucky number?

7

- If you were a hair tool or product, what would you be?

A cute hairpin, with bright colours and studs.