Get to know, ‘the dream clientele’. Brought to you by a very biased news source.
We had a little-sit down with some of our customers (self-proclaimed as the coolest ones in the universe—and who are we to argue?). Naturally, they deserved some extra attention. So, we asked them a few questions, listened closely and made some surprising discoveries: most of them have ghosted their dentist, and (almost) all their lucky numbers are uneven. Coincidence? We think not.
Emira, Amsterdam, Lion
- Lucky number?
5
- Who would play you in a movie?
A very lesbian coded, Julia Fox.
- Where were you hiding in past dimensions?
No idea, in the Middle Ages I think I was just a simple peasant.
Tijmen Hombrink but people now me as Starstablebaddie2005, I’m
an Aquarius duhhh
NOA, an Aquarius baby from Rotterdam
(L,r)
- Lucky number?
Tijmen - 4, shoutout Reanny
Noa- 19
- Internet? Blessing or a curse?
Tijmen - It’s a realm I feel very comfortable in, the fakeness has its beauty
Noa - A cursed blessing
- Who would play you in a movie?
Tijmen - My twin brother and I would play him. Hashtag postmodern.
Noa - Mia goth, I want her to scream throughout the whole movie
- What is your relationship with your dentist like?
Tijmen - We have seen each other…
- Lady gaga or nirvana?
Tijmen - Lady gaga when she was 5
Noa - Nirvana when I’m feeling emo, lady gaga when I’m feeling bimbo
- Where to find the glitch?
Tijmen - Go to the left, then to the right, make a little spin. Look at the first thing you see. Give it a little kiss. And then you won’t be able to not see it.
Noa - Laughing without smiling
Robin or bobbin! From Breda, I'm a aries
- Lucky nr?
15, I was born on the 15th
- What is your relationship with your dentist like?
She scolded me for drinking too much soda and haven't seen her since :( it's been like 2 years
- How do you want to be remembered?
As a mysterious person that never overshares lol (it ain't happening)
- If you were a hair tool or product, what would you be?
Vivelle DOP, the super gel they use on the mohawk in that one commercial to break open a vault on their skateboard.
Ganoen, Thai but grew up in the Netherlands, gemini
Ania, Russian American, Aquarius
(L,r)
- Lucky number?
Ganoen- 5
Ania- 7
- Internet? Blessing or a curse?
Ganoen - Both, it makes me insane but cannot live without it.
Ania - in what sense? Because one hand you can find so much inspiration, but on the other hand I am always comparing myself to others.
- What is your relationship with your dentist like?
Ganoen- He keeps reaching out to me, but I’m ghosting him. I just keep rescheduling.
Ania- non existicing
- If you were a hair tool or product, what would you be?
Ania- Ganoen would be temporally colour spray, star clips, or colourful hair extensions. And I am braid in hair.
Gaius, Amsterdam, Leo
- Lucky number?
22
- Internet blessing or a curse?
Curse, we should go back to magazines
- Who would play you in a movie?
The son of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
- What is your relationship with your dentist like?
Conflicting as always because of the grails
Pepe favela, Amsterdam, Leo
- Lucky number?
8, infinity
-Internet? Blessing or a curse?
Because we want to stay connected we are losing connection. If I am the successful director I want to be and didn’t need it need anymore. I would quit it immediately.
- Who would play you in a movie?
Depends on the phase I’m in. At the moment it would be Megan fox. No joke. Oh, totally forgot Romeijn already played me in the movie I directed, ‘big boys biker bende’.
- How do you want to be remembered?
Hopefully later as a father figure that got to know and discovered himself, so I can be a good person. I always want to be the best version of myself. The same as I do with the characters I am creating for my films, they also always become the best version of their character. Where were you hiding in past dimensions?The black hole, in a part where time is no time. I imagine it as experiencing time standing still and because of that everything happens at the same time. So there is no beginning and no end.
Anastasia, Hoofddorp, Weegschaal
- Lucky number?
7
- If you were a hair tool or product, what would you be?
A cute hairpin, with bright colours and studs.